July 28, 11:30pm. New family dog swallows nectarine pit.
11:35pm. Google: nectarine pits poisonous. Also un-poopable to 5-pound puppy.
11:55am. ER Vet. Pit seen in stomach x-ray. And a staple.
July 29, 12:30am. Surgery discussed. Barf-inducer administered.
2:00am. Puppy barfs. Pit expelled. Relief and high-fives all around. Puppy licks mom’s face with vomit-breath tongue. Mom thinks, we should’ve adopted a gecko.