Introducing Walter.

Walter is a lemon-sized cyst that lives on my right ovary.  Walter’s favorite pasttimes are jogging, high-impact aerobics, horseback riding and dancing the Sailor’s Hornpipe on my fallopian tubes.  Walter also likes to watch those gross surgical procedures they show on cable.  Which is great, for Walter, because very soon Walter is going to see surgery in extreme close-up.

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4 responses to “Introducing Walter.

  1. A curse on Walter! And lemons. I hope you heal quickly and feel better soon…

  2. You know what they say — if life gives you lemon-sized ovarian cysts, then make …

    Wait. That can’t be right.

  3. Bon voyage, Walter.

  4. Let’s hope Walter enjoys traveling. Sayonara, Walter.

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