Constipated Blogging

Ok, that was a lame-ass excuse for a post. Trista can pull it off with sincere charm and wit, but me, it felt like forcing something sort of stuck and then flushing. Sorry, dudes.

Here’s my fallback: Famous Birthdays!

Hey, Happy Birthday, Mary Queen of Scots! 463 years old! Wow! You’re starting to look kinda . . . yellow.

And here she is with her cuz. What’d Liz do? Stiff her some money? Bitch.


2 responses to “Constipated Blogging

  1. Now I can sleep.

  2. Oh, I forgot to say thanks for all the nice things you said about me. You are the cat’s pajamas.

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