Forgive me Father, for I have eaten your son’s face off
My father is able to mind-meld with animals. Really. After this photo was taken the horse said, “whew! glad I got that off my chest.”
Then he did this. What the hell is he doing? Why why why?! Horses are aliens.
This is where we spotted the legendary Goat Man. Half man, half goat. And he had recently killed and eaten a bunch of people, and left no trace. That’s why you don’t see bones.