Overheard at the Kitchen Table

“Mama, I have two babies in my belly.”

“Two babies? Hey, congratulations, Rocky! Twins!”

“They’re not twins.”

“When you grow two babies in your belly, they’re called twins.”

“No they’re not.”

“OK.”

“Look, my babies came out!”

“What are their names?”

“Vagina and Doody.”

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