Barbie’s Wild Night

It’s Barbie’s birthday.  If you look really close, you can see Barbie’s gray hair – it looks like White-Out, but it’s not. It’s evidence that Barbie better live it up while she still can.  Barbie calls her friends to join her for a night on the town.

Raise your glasses, everyone! Lets make it a night to remember!

Mmm. Sushi. That hits the spot, doesn’t it Barbie?

…but not as much as a few cups of sake! Thanks, Jes! Keep it coming.

Aw HELL yeah.  That’s what we’re talkin’ about.  After her friends finally get Barbie to come down from the chandelier, it’s time to hit the club.

At The Connection, things get wild with two beautiful strangers on the dance floor…

After ripping the shirt off a drunken gay man, Barbie suddenly notices that her girl is talking to ANOTHER WOMAN.

Oops. It was only her co-worker.  Barbie shouldn’t drink; she goes all ninja on people at the bar.

Oh, Barbie!

 

check out the original mini-dyke superhero that inspired me!

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